3 excerpts from “The Book of Eleven: An Itemized Collection of Brain Lint” CHAPTER ONE: 11 thoughts about the movies CHAPTER TWO: 11 thoughts about planes and flying   CHAPTER FOUR: 11 quick calculations There are 23 chapters in all, including… -11 really short, really true stories -11 unusual yet charming things about my friends -11 thoughts about sex -11 thoughts about food -11 things I'm not proud of but would admit for a small amount of money